Marketing on the internet can be a funny thing. Whether it’s a new Google update or a hot up and coming social media platform, here’s a humorous look into the trials of being a internet marketer.
1. You see a hummingbird in real life and immediately think about Google.
2. You pray to the Google Gods for better ranking.
3. You’re subscribed to a minimum of 7 social media networks.
4. HBO’s Sillicon Valley is the funniest show you’ve ever seen.
5. You ponder everyday items in terms of ranking.
6.You frequently search your own name on Google just to see what shows up.
7. You look at a dessert and wonder if it’s going to be an Android update.
8. Anything associated with the word, “Google” becomes 10X more credible.
9. Social media crises are your favorite train wrecks to watch.
10. You have nostalgic memories about passwords that used to be one simple word.
11. Enabling cookies doesn’t even sound delicious anymore.
12. You consider page 3 and beyond on Google search as no man’s land.
13. Rand Fishkin is like the Beyonce of SEO.
14. You wake up at night anxious and muttering Matt Cutts name over and over again.
15. You append the word “Google” to everything.
16. Google+ is really annoying, but you know it’s important for SEO.
17. Your tablet and smartphone ping you every 5 minutes with new SEO tips.
18. You have so many SEO toolbars that almost everything appears below the fold.
19. You imagine what it would be like to do SEO for futuristic applications like Oculus.
20. You catch yourself obsessively clearing your cache and Googling keywords over and over.
21. Everything in your life revolves around a blog! You say “Google It” more than any other phrase.
22. When you use the work “organic” you are not talking about food.
23. You want to turn all your friends into SME’s (Subject Matter Experts).
24. You sacrifice a link to the Google Gods once a week.
25. You think Google Glass looks cool.
26. You are convinced Google has already taken over the world!
