Sometimes we hear some crazy advice in Internet marketing! People don’t always know the right strategies to recommend. Here we take a look at 30 things crazy Internet marketers say! If you want good advice, contact us here at Ignite Visibility! Note: This is not actual Internet marketing advice, just a joke.
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Things Crazy Internet Marketing People Say
Things Crazy Internet Marketers Say Infographic Transcription
“Tag clouds are the future! Categories are so 2010.”
“I just spent 10 hours on StumbleUpon.”
“I like to stuff as many keywords as I can in the meta field, that is how you get #1 rankings.”
“Buy as many links as you can, as fast as you can, that is what Matt Cutt’s says.”
“The more pages you have the better! Who cares what is on them. Google will rank anything #1 these days.”
“I found a site where you can buy 10,000 Facebook likes for $10, I think it is legit.”
“Anyone can be a millionaire, just make a YouTube video.”
“Responsive design is so last year, it is all about subdomains now.”
“I’m a social media ninja/expert/maven/guru”
#HASHTAGEVERYTHING
“What’s the ROI with social media?”
“I like to Tweet about my lunch.”
“Why is Google+ important?”
“So you get to just sit on Facebook all day?”
“What is a sitemap?”
“Analytics don’t mean anything.”
“Who cares if all your Twitter followers are in the Philippines.”
“I do all my work on my Google Glasses.”
“Voice search is lame.”
“Google will start showing Not Provided information soon.”
“FourSquare is making a comeback.”
“Anyone can leave a review on Yelp.”
“+1s help rankings, I don’t care what Google says.”
“You should use automated link building programs.”
“Joomla is the best CMS for eCommerce.”
“Use Blogger. It’s the best.”
“Google wants you to guest blog and create infographics for links. That is what John Mueller says.”
“I have so many Twitter lists I don’t know which to click on.”
“My mom likes all my Facebook posts.”
“I do all my Excel work on my Mac.”
